Ken Rockwell facts

There’s a thread at DPReview listing a few lesser known facts about Ken Rockwell. A few picks:

  • Ken Rockwell doesn’t adjust his DOF, he changes space-time.
  • Ken Rockwell doesn’t wait for the light when he shoots a landscape – the light waits for him.
  • Ken Rockwell ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got one.
  • When Ken Rockwell brackets a shot, the three versions of the photo win first place in three different categories.
  • Ken Rockwell doesn’t use flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.
  • Only Ken Rockwell can take pictures of Ken Rockwell; everyone else would just get their film overexposed by the light of his genius.
  • Ken Rockwell’s nudes were fully clothed at the time of exposure.
  • On Ken Rockwell’s desktop, the Trash Icon is really a link to National Geographic Magazine.
  • For every 10 shots that Ken Rockwell takes, 11 are keepers.
  • Ken Rockwell’s digital files consist of 0’s, 1’s AND 2’s.
  • Ken Rockwell never focus, everything moves into his DoF.
  • Ken Rockwell isn’t the Chuck Norris of photography; Chuck Norris is the Ken Rockwell of martial arts.

This – of course – is a pun on the well known Chuck Norris facts.

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